We watched JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX last night and I can say with full confidence that you should not. It makes the first one look like fucking Shakespeare.

I've only just realised that Venger's horse has no wings, so when they're the air, Venger is presumably holding it tightly between his powerful thighs.

Between the X-Men ‘97 Marvel Legends Sentinel and the X-Mansion Lego set I’m gonna have to resort to my preferred method for budgeting: closing my eyes and repeating the phrase “money isn’t real” as I click pay.

I’ll only believe this place has made it when someone gets 250k shares on a post about whether you arrange your cutlery drawer like spoons-forks-knives or knives-forks-spoons.

New editions of CRIMINAL are coming next year to accompany the Amazon show so I just pre-ordered the whole 8-volume set, having only read the series in digital up until now. I hope the TV show is good but I REALLY hope it makes more people try the comics.

The funniest thing about this AOL floppy disk that I probably got with an issue of Wizard is that it has the Ben Reilly Spider-man on. Credit to Marvel, we’re genuinely trying to make that stick.

If they can make Good Burger 2 and Happy Gilmore 2 and Jay and Bob Reboot and The Craft Legacy then I ask this simple question: where the fuck is my Empire Records sequel?

If you’re a fan of cryptic crosswords and daily puzzles but don’t want to give any money to the newspaper outrage industrial complex, I can recommend Minute Cryptic as a good way to spend 30-90 seconds: www.minutecryptic.com

Gonna put these next to my Count Orlok funko

My comics are arriving a week late at the moment (don’t get me started) but I just read SENTINELS #1 by Alex Paknadel and Justin Mason and that was a very good first issue of a comic. I will take that thanks.