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hayley_sass from twitter. Really just here to talk to my old internet pals 🐨🍉📽️🥅
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Honestly the only way to get through anything

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I’ll get on!

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A friend of mine recently got taken out some kind of ovarian growth that was THE SIZE OF A CANTALOUPE and yeah doctors only found it because they were initially scanning for something else, how something that big just hides away without notice I have no idea

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Yeah having an ‘experience’ around reading a book is………. SIGNIFICANTLY different to the experience around watching a movie

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Oh hell fucking yeah

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Wasn’t even in a cinema: 2006, Vancouver Art Gallery, there was an exhibition on prefabricated houses, and on a wall they were projecting Buster Keaton’s masterful One Week on a loop, and I just watched it over and over again, surrounded by people uproariously laughing in the middle of a gallery

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Also my mum recently had cause to visit the Tiser offices and asked the woman at the front desk “so the thumbs up thumbs down column… is it just the one person writing in with them all?” and the woman gave a Significant Look and said “some weeks? Yes.”

Excerpt from the thumbs up thumbs down column, where Advertiser readers write in with their local praise or gripes, featuring two nice thumbs ups about bird and wildlife rescue and a thumbs down about “grubby” smoking health care workers written in a very particular style that appears in the column VERY frequently.
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The Bairnsdale Advertiser is the greatest newspaper in the world

Newspaper article captioned “Car incinerated” detailing the story of a car fire on the Princes Highway.
Newspaper article captioned “New radio drama” detailing a new Archers-esque serialised radio play on Radio East Gippsland.
Newspaper article captioned “Croquet growing and growing” detailing the Bairnsdale Croquet Club and the fact that croquet “is one of the fastest growing sports in the state.”
From the ‘Bargains’ column in the Classifieds section, an advertisement for “BOOKS - 4 books of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’. From first meeting to marriage. $100”
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Conversely if you’re all arts majors you need at least one person studying something real so they can be the one to make sure you all get an accountant

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Hayley Centimetres
@jasmineandthyme.bsky.social
hayley_sass from twitter. Really just here to talk to my old internet pals 🐨🍉📽️🥅
117 followers85 following1.2k posts