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Don Epezil
@jazzbird.bsky.social
Mint is my name | Jazz musician | 22 | Hate has no home here |🌼🐶💣| Latine/White | they/them
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O shit dino ballin'

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A man called 311 to report police cars parked on the sidewalk and in crosswalks. An NYPD officer harassed him for 10 months, by leaving voicemails pretending to be a "former romantic parnter," breathing heavily, and making dolphin and sheep noises.

He Called 311 on the Police. They Called Back Making Dolphin Sounds.
He Called 311 on the Police. They Called Back Making Dolphin Sounds.

Officer Brendan Sullivan was hit with a fine for harassing a Brooklyn resident who had complained about illegally parked police cruisers.

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*flashbacks to that one grade school teacher who taught my class southern revisionist history, showed us the Gone With The Wind movie in class, and took us on a field trip to a plantation house*

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Tty-pesh.bsky.social

oral tradition

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From your handle, I'm fairly confident in guessing you dig Femtanyl

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Holy shit. 42 members of a White Supremacist gang based in The Valley were arrested today. So it looks like it's the whites bringing in fentanyl and stealing PPP funds in LA. What a surprise.

Dozens of San Fernando Valley white supremacist gang members charged in federal indictment, DOJ says
Dozens of San Fernando Valley white supremacist gang members charged in federal indictment, DOJ says

Federal prosecutors said 42 members and associates of a San Fernando Valley white supremacist gang were arrested and indicted.

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PEpossumeveryhour.io

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WOAG THAT LOOKS SO COOL

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YASHA COSPLAYTOBER 2024 #2: Evelyn (Kazuma Kiryu) Evelyn is easily impressionable and wanted to cosplay the Dragon of Dojima after playing the games

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How to stop a @goose.ski attack

How to stop a goose attack:
1) watch for warning signs. If the goose begins to honk, it is already too late for you

2) do not run. Geese can fly and fly will not escape its wrath 

3) do not fight. Geese can kill you in over 400 ways and you wouldn't like any of them 

4) do not call for help. The geese have hacked your phone. All your friends are geese in disguise. The government has already fallen. 

5) accept your fate calmly. The goose will take your soul. This is inevitable and you should not panic. Do not resist. Do not cry. Do not mourn. All hail the honk.
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Don Epezil
@jazzbird.bsky.social
Mint is my name | Jazz musician | 22 | Hate has no home here |🌼🐶💣| Latine/White | they/them
298 followers2.4k following1k posts