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Christy Rae Jeffson
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I really just like to type up my stupid thoughts and hit a button. Honestly do not care if you comment/like/read but grateful if you do.
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I'm gonna run for president on a platform of making ill those X boxes in web ads that, when you click on them take you to the site of the advertised business instead of closing the box.

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If we start disqualifying people for having rare biological advantages in sports the NBA is gonna be a bunch of 5'10" guys with 5'10" wingspans playing basketball against each other.

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Similar to the candy Nickel Nips, I think we need to agree to give these bugs a new name to avoid unintentionally racist mishearings, right? www.nytimes.com/2024/07/25/w...

Itā€™s Chigger Season. Hereā€™s What to Know About the Pests.
Itā€™s Chigger Season. Hereā€™s What to Know About the Pests.

The mites, which are commonly found in humid regions, can leave itchy bites all over the skin.

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American politics all just comes down to which kind of sandwich you want to fuck, I guess.

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One of the reasons I wanted Harris as the candidate is because I figured it'd prompt Trump to return to saying heinous shit that will remind people that they hate him. Seems to be working.

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After October 7th the one thing I was sure of was that none the men who planned and carried out that attack would die a natural death. Mossad is gonna get them all eventually. They apparently got one yesterday. He will not be missed.

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Cancel me if you wish but it's 100% acceptable to use your phone during the trailers at the theater. If you think it's OK to use it during the Maria Menunos ads then it's OK for the trailers too: what are they but more ads?

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"We know that we've slipped a bit from the debate," Jen O'Malley Dillon says on Morning Joe. "And we know that the president has to prove to the American people exactly what he believes, that he's in this to win this. He can do this." It's like he's insisting that we humiliate him. WTF?

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Did Trump seriously propose an Iron Dome for all of the US? To protect us from those incessant rocket attacks I suppose. He just proposed the biggest, most expensive, most useless boondoggle in American history. Awesome.

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Christy Rae Jeffson
@jcry.bsky.social
I really just like to type up my stupid thoughts and hit a button. Honestly do not care if you comment/like/read but grateful if you do.
48 followers72 following1.8k posts