The gas smell makes them think about all the dinosaurs that died to make it. They're horny because they outlived them all

i know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with. but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones

crying. pissing. shitting. nutting. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.

you have fumbled the baddie. the entire stadium is cheering your misfortune. on the scoreboard the game ops crew are showing the replay in slow motion and they've somehow already edited a banana peel in there. they're playing "that don't impress me much" and the moms are dancing in the aisles

three consecutive 1-like posts. i still got it

Beautiful and horrific, just like the princess! Can't wait for the pristine cut!!

Hitting absolute rock bottom (downloading a gacha game for the cute girls)

You're so right. All the books are really well written and haven't aged a day but seeing someone like Elon musk praise and reference it just makes it all a bit worse

Just found out the Flying Dutchman is only in 16 spongebob episodes and it kinda completely broke my brain

yeag, im a GAMER G: uyyys silent hill 2 is really scary i dont wanna play it im so scared 😨😨 A: M: E: R: