i know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with. but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones

crying. pissing. shitting. nutting. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.

you have fumbled the baddie. the entire stadium is cheering your misfortune. on the scoreboard the game ops crew are showing the replay in slow motion and they've somehow already edited a banana peel in there. they're playing "that don't impress me much" and the moms are dancing in the aisles

three consecutive 1-like posts. i still got it

Hitting absolute rock bottom (downloading a gacha game for the cute girls)

Just found out the Flying Dutchman is only in 16 spongebob episodes and it kinda completely broke my brain

yeag, im a GAMER G: uyyys silent hill 2 is really scary i dont wanna play it im so scared 😨😨 A: M: E: R:

Therapy is expensive. Getting guys on discord to call me mommy is free

This move by Cards Against Humanity is actually kind of amazing. There's some important and shocking information in this bit that's going to make a lot people go, "wait, what?" and honestly? Good. www.apologize.lol

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

As if anything could fix me