they want you to think āthe substanceā is about body dysmorphia and insecurities of ageing but itās actually a critique of subscription dropshipping
you wake up, laying on the ground, dressed in a toga. a fellow toga-wearer helps you to your feet. āgraphic design?ā they ask. ādigital fonts? variable widths? you must have hit your head, my friend. hereās your hammer and chisel, keep etching this tablet.ā
freelancers should get a little gift from an anonymous benefactor for every year they remain freelance ā an unidentified belevolent spirit, perhaps; just a little care package left on the doorstep as a reward for continuing to surf through life on little more than vibes and panic
[at tupperwareās funeral] ashes to ashes [pops lid of plastic container, spreads the ashes from within] dust to dust
Tupperware Brands is preparing to file for bankruptcy as soon as this week
Tupperware Brands is preparing to file for bankruptcy as soon as this week, according to people with knowledge of the plans, following a years-long effort to revive the business amid waning demand.
trying to concentrate but i canāt stop thinking about how in 12 years weāll be as far away from ārat raceā as ārat raceā was from āitās a mad, mad, mad, mad worldā, and, which of todayās rising stars will likely be in the next big ensemble road chase comedy feature ?
i was just looking up stock images for an article about pain, and, AI could never make something this beautiful
one day gen-z is gonna find out millennials used to publicly set our relationships as āitās complicatedā on facebook, theyāre gonna make tiktoks about it, and itās gonna be so over for us
in the cinema tapping a mozzarella stick against my icee and saying āif i could have your attention pleaseā before announcing my letterboxd rating for the film we just watched
honestly might set up a camera in my pantry so i can tune in and check on what spices iāve got when iām getting groceries