the breaking point was when āverifiedā accounts (as in, pay-to-verify, not real verification) got prioritised in tweet replies it turned the space below every tweet into a cesspool of engagement-bait AI spambots and elon bootlickers with the worst opinions
ligatures on ligaments š”
fun fact, the word ālecternā comes from this 1500s passage: āthe priest strode towards the wooden plinth upon which his bible awaited and, with a leg turn, span to face the congregationā āleg turnā became ālegternā became ālecternā
grammatical trolley problem
[subtle but noticeable dishwater]
this has been a taurus/torus/doughnut/churro joke, thank you for reading
i used one of each in a bath and now iām a happy-go-lucky doomsday prepper
what are you talking about, i love hearing the first 0.5 seconds of 1,000 instagram stories and tiktoks while riding the bus