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Jeff Asher
@jeffasher.bsky.social
Co-Founder AH Datalytics. NOLA kid. Longhorn. Former CIA officer. 2004 Intramural Softball Champion (C-League). Not a criminologist! jasher.substack.com/ "Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter
1k followers180 following2.8k posts
JAjeffasher.bsky.social

This man is a national treasure.

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SNshadrachnorth.bsky.social

If you read the full thread he goes on to describe each of the swing states as Harry Potter characters.

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Dcrookedknight.bsky.social

"I've been looking at the results of past elections - did you know you can just do that? - and these states seem really swingy. Might be worth some thought."

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JAjeffasher.bsky.social

"They should come up with a nickname for this wall of blue states that I alone have just discovered"

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Bberselius.bsky.social

Maybe he can comp each of the swing states to Succession characters to really get it to sink in for him.

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Bbillwashere.bsky.social

Just toiling away alone with his abacus to discover the most obvious path for a Harris victory.

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MLacropoet.bsky.social

“But…” what?

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CTcelia-eels.bsky.social

He's really gunning for that third substitute teacher of the year award.

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EHstriderhlc.bsky.social

Perfectly spherical brain of uniform density in a frictionless vacuum

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DDeddied.bsky.social

That magnificent bastard cracked the case our finest minds have been working for years. Awestruck.

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AMamullinstx.bsky.social

I guess Warren Buffet is the one Nebraska elector holding the country together?

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Jeff Asher
@jeffasher.bsky.social
Co-Founder AH Datalytics. NOLA kid. Longhorn. Former CIA officer. 2004 Intramural Softball Champion (C-League). Not a criminologist! jasher.substack.com/ "Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter
1k followers180 following2.8k posts