You're just fucking jealous. Eat your heart out, #BrokenTimes.

Should print it in green ink, on account of the envy

One of the most substantive interviews yet. Of course they are jealous.

If Harris walks away with this thing their heads will explode. They really can’t imagine any scenario where the Dem wins without taking a knee.

But it's okay that 45 went full eugenicist on Hewitt's show?

Hey #BrokenTimes, how does it feel to want?

I know you are not hurting for submissions but get a load of this crap:

Call the whaaaa-mbulance

That is a choice that multiple people thought was a good one. Not worth the paper it's printed on anymore.

I’m sorry, I thought they *wanted* Harris to talk to the media.