On Thursday I’m a mule skinner, hey hey.

The sutures in my mouth are now just dangling awkwardly toward the back of my throat and causing me to ahem ahem ahem czzrrchaaahem every 4 seconds.

9:30 on a holiday & someone is out there doing fucking yard work with the loudest power tools ever.

I think every coughing fit takes 7 months off my life

Perfect. No notes.

Y’all I have bronchitis & I’m miserable with coughing & pain & fever, so I DEMAND you hand over cute animals from your files. Here’s my contribution.

Pain like an elephant spent the whole night climbing into my mouth, stretching and tearing absolutely everything.

Y’all I feel like garbage that has had its head stopped by a horse.

yes. so much fun around here.