On Thursday I’m a mule skinner, hey hey.
The sutures in my mouth are now just dangling awkwardly toward the back of my throat and causing me to ahem ahem ahem czzrrchaaahem every 4 seconds.
9:30 on a holiday & someone is out there doing fucking yard work with the loudest power tools ever.
I think every coughing fit takes 7 months off my life
Y’all I have bronchitis & I’m miserable with coughing & pain & fever, so I DEMAND you hand over cute animals from your files. Here’s my contribution.
Pain like an elephant spent the whole night climbing into my mouth, stretching and tearing absolutely everything.
Y’all I feel like garbage that has had its head stopped by a horse.
I’m so tired. Incision site swelling and painful. Took pain meds already. I guess I have to try advil on my empty stomach. I’ll probably end up barfing.
