sorry besties but this is actually the reason words don't mean anything anymore

Reminding all cis men if you use the phrase "Best of both worlds" again I'm legally allowed to take one of your organs with a melon baller.

Fuck yeah I actually have a pic and can do one of these! 2014 -> 2024

being into metal is so cringe ur coworker will be like "oh what are you listening to ?" and then u have to tell this normal man with two kids and a button up shirt that you're listening to Uncreation's Whirring Loom You Ply With Crippled Fingers pt III by Ingurgitating Oblivion

my boobs are not small. they are tasteful and european

Finally found my fave dress in the abyss of my closet 😭🙏🥰

This is, honest to God, the future Republicans want. It’s not even like with abortion bans, where they pretend to reject the obvious consequences of their policies. They see cops questioning your teenage daughter’s friends about whether they’ve seen each other naked and think “good, more of this.”

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In order to determine whether a 15-year-old volleyball player was transgender, Florida police sought out her medical records to determine any changes in her body weight and asked her teammates if they had ever seen her nude. One detective referred to the girl as "it"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #322,953!

Worst part about transitioning, hands down, is that my bladder is now the size of a walnut. FUCK.