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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convic...

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I'm such a failure .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

Since we are getting into horror movie season…. May I say how grateful I am for doesthedogdie.com.

@bertiedav.bsky.social ahem

And meh. Maybe you thought that cause I want an old Defender?

Haha no. I’m a 4runner gay.

I do not own a jeep! That is slander!! Or libel I guess.

To be fair, I’d also run into you at a sports bar so…. Balance?

Also @nregib.bsky.social you know my ass will be at the farmers market.