I bet it’s like a sheet of laser energy that just goes ZOOP and slices through your neck.

As a former resident of Providence, Rhode Island, the city that reelected the convicted felon Buddy Cianci, I can confirm there is nothing people won’t forgive as long as you practice your elected duties with zeal and provide some bread and circuses along the way

I am in no way trying to give the author a hard time, but I’m suspicious that an article like this, in which its meaning is the exact opposite of its plain text, will be misunderstood 180 degrees by every algorithmic reader out there and recycled/repurposed/represented as MAGA cheerleading.

Opinion: Harris' economic speech lacked anger and racism. What's wrong with her?

Comrade Kamala Harris gave an economic speech Wednesday, and it was light on the two things I demand: Rambling stories and rabid xenophobia.

#NOLA#lunch

May I add if you’re suffering from climate despair listen to Volts with David Roberts. Truly an exciting source about the decarbonization transition. It helped me see around the corner to possibility.

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Listen to David Roberts's Volts podcast with David Roberts on Apple Podcasts.

Enjoy, but unplug that thing when you leave the house. We enjoyed ours a lot, until one day we’re leaving on vacation, and actual seconds before we closed the door, it burst into flames right there on the countertop.

Seriously, if polling continues like this, what are the chances he rides a losing campaign to the end? I think zero. He’ll start with ‘I don’t want this, I don’t need this, I’m just a reluctant gunslinger here for those that need me.’ I’ll bet a dollar he burns his campaign down rather than lose.

Probably just a preview for the ‘I didn’t want it anyway’ when he loses.

Holy shitballs I never saw this one. Thanks for the refresher!

Genuine question: Does it matter you whether that information is real, or wholly invented by the GOP presidential campaign, which clearly has no compunction about saying anything out loud that might confer an advantage?