I have a new book coming out in October!! It’s available for pre-order now! Please comment / reply only with inside jokes I have missed in the last few months because I’ve been bad about logging on 🫣 www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/673504...

It’s ok baby, I’ll protect you from the booms

what doesn't kill you makes your amygdala overactive and raises your baseline cortisol levels, often leading to chronic disease

Threads = the meeting Bluesky = the back-channel group text

I haven’t been on here because I’ve been spending all of my time on Faire researching wholesale vendors and I feel like I’ve missed a lifetime of inside jokes

Hair appointment includes doggie friend time today 😍

Ate one of those definitely more than a single serving but not quite a sharing size bag of Doritos and feel amazing.

I’m convinced the only reason Hypercolor hasn’t made a huge comeback is because it’s carcinogenic and we’re just lucky to have escaped the early 90s alive.

Had fun mixing light line and fluorescent pink on this new print. It feels super 90s to me and now I want to stay up late and watch MTV oddities.

Having the best day out and about with my 2 biggest kids because they’re off school. Eating cherries and drinking root beers in the sun. Joy post! That is all! 💗