My window is open and based on the amphibian cacophony there’s at least 50 in the pond next door.

Yes if I remember to do things like blow out a candle it’s great.

ever new tesla feature i find out about sounds like something i'd think was edgy and groundbreaking after getting absolutely blazed and brainstorming with the homies, minus the part where we eventually sober up and realize all our ideas were terrible.

I love that he thinks we believe he knows anyone involved in an actual school.

She’s remodeling the whole damn kitchen!

We passed dog-eared copies of the Auel books around my Unitarian sex ed classes in the early 90s.

If I'm not supposed to stan him, well, I'm wrong.

Pour one out for the Kwanzaa cake, a truly horrific scene

I’d rather be damp and snowy than cold and “apply lotion every 30 minutes” dry

You can tell the internet it’s ok