I have three words for you: Mississippi. Roast. Sliders. That is all. You may continue scrolling now.

*le sigh* 
I’m not ready to be a functioning adult this morning. If you need me, I’ll be daydreaming of dim-sum and getting railed into oblivion.

Precisely my feelings when I found out

New Stevie Nicks AND new music from The Cure??? My little gay goth witchy heart can’t take it 🥹

Thank you, handsome ^_^

Thank you, cutie 🥹

Yeah, the heat this year really ate up a lot of our flowers. A lot of our tulips didn’t grow because we had a very mild winter with a random freeze in the spring, so it messed up the bud production 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Thank you, handsome ^_^

Maybe try planting some nostrums or some marigolds next year with a squash garden. We had one a few years ago, but deer ravaged it when blooming. So we never grew any >_<. Next year I wanna grow tomatoes and either poblano or hatch chilies 🥹

TFW you notice after a workout, that you’re starting to develop a little bit of an Adonis belt 🤯 Never in my life did I think I was going to see one on me again… but it’s there… slightly 🥹 Also here’s a shameless and lame attempt to flex my arm 😂