I have three words for you: Mississippi. Roast. Sliders. That is all. You may continue scrolling now.

*le sigh* 
I’m not ready to be a functioning adult this morning. If you need me, I’ll be daydreaming of dim-sum and getting railed into oblivion.

New Stevie Nicks AND new music from The Cure??? My little gay goth witchy heart can’t take it 🥹

TFW you notice after a workout, that you’re starting to develop a little bit of an Adonis belt 🤯 Never in my life did I think I was going to see one on me again… but it’s there… slightly 🥹 Also here’s a shameless and lame attempt to flex my arm 😂

Post a scene from a movie you’ve seen more than 10 times.

Doggos walked and fed. Now to stare at my computer screen and die a little on the inside before starting work.

Hey, you what do you need? A three hole punch or a coffee machine? Hey you, what do you see? You’re dead inside, so you stare at you’re screen! The cubicle people, the cubicle people (woaaaahhh) The cubicle people, the cubicle people(2x) The cubicle people.... The CUBICLE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Sometimes, you just have to say “fuck the diet”, and get some good Chinese takeout to feed the soul a little. Singapore chow mei fun, boneless spare ribs, and some fried whole chicken wings 🤤🤤🤤

Today has been fueled by day dreaming about getting absolutely railed into oblivion, going to a k-spa for several hours to slowly sous-vide my insides while sitting in various temperatures of hot tubs, and eating copious amounts of kbbq.

Hit a new PR tonight with my swim! 84 lengths (42 laps)! I’m definitely proud of the improvement and hope to keep up the new baseline for my workouts ^_^