I like the beach in the cooler months! ๐ Hoping your threads restrictions lift soon. ๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป
@artalopemoon.bsky.social good morning! Happy Wednesday!
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Allow me to address the elephant in the room: Lies do not suddenly become truths because, instead of shouting them out with orange makeup and a wig, you serve them up with a smile, eyeliner and a hipster beard.
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It is our understanding that Bluesky in its current state is largely a social media platform for people who have a problem with authority. Out of respect for you all, we will not attempt to engage in the usual "brand building" of establishing a hollow parasocial relationship with our followers.
If we sound familiar, you may recognize us from some of our greatest hits like [recalled baby product] or [recalled exercise equipment]. Others may know us from our safety memes which have been called "unconventional" or "have they been hacked?"
Hello, Bluesky. We are so happy to be here with you all. If you don't know us, we are the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission -- a federal government agency responsible for making sure thousands of kinds of consumer products are safe.