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J. Nelson Jr. 📖🖊️
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(He/Him) A pile of opinions and pop culture references in the vague shape of a person. Also, I wrote a book! It has airships, pirates, addiction, existential crises, and, most of all, hope. Out for queries now! Find my work at jnelsonjr.com
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Heads up if you're voting in north Georgia this weekend: the "Democrat" representative on the ballot, Katy Stamper, is anti-LGBTQ and an outspoken TERF. She's an independent running as a Democrat, so not technically a Republican either. The write-in candidate is named Tracey Verhoeven.

Democrats in this Georgia district are backing a write-in candidate
Democrats in this Georgia district are backing a write-in candidate

They are convinced that the person whose name is on the ballot, Katy Stamper, is a Republican who won the primary election under false pretenses.

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The party of small government strikes again. Hey, y'all remember when they said the law was only meant for elementary-age children? And when everyone with a braincell said that was bullshit? Well, here we are. www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/10/ron-...

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It's okay, Larian gave us Raphael, and he *does* sing a sexy song about murdering people. #BG3

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writing is so funny it’s like “this is my favorite thing to do in the world and my dream” “okay then do it right now” “no thanks I would rather do literally anything else”

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I'm delighted to announce my official campaign song for 2024.

End Summer
End Summer

YouTube video by Goth Babe - Topic

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Wait, you're telling me Kamala can control the weather, and she still lets summer happen??? Absolutely unacceptable. It's with this knowledge that I've decided to tender my name for candidacy. It's time this nation faced the real issues with a clear head and an open heart.

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a couple laying in bed, woman looks suspiciously at her husband who seems to be staring into space. woman thinks “i bet he’s thinking about other women” there’s a thought bubble over the husband’s head, and it appears he’s thinking of baby pygmy hippo moo deng, who is standing on all fours with her mouth wide open towards the sky
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EDIT: Fifth strongest ever recorded *in the Atlantic* if you go by the pressure.

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But don't worry. Climate change is a myth scientists invented so they could murder birds with windmills.🙃 We never needed that silly old EPA anyway. Here's a list of relief organizations trusted by FEMA: www.nvoad.org/current-memb...

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According to at least one meteorologist, Milton is "nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce." It's now the fifth largest hurricane ever recorded.

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J. Nelson Jr. 📖🖊️
@jnelsonjr.bsky.social
(He/Him) A pile of opinions and pop culture references in the vague shape of a person. Also, I wrote a book! It has airships, pirates, addiction, existential crises, and, most of all, hope. Out for queries now! Find my work at jnelsonjr.com
27 followers64 following206 posts