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Julie Novkov
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Academic, administrator, gymnastics fan, resident of upstate New York. Go Great Danes! #polisky #skystorians
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I just looked at the website. It's what happens when you combine people who are good at basic web design, some very smart lawyers, and some extremely committed trolls. It is jaw-dropping. Scroll all the way through. www.apologize.lol

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit
Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

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KTusefulwords.bsky.social

"weird British perverts"

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Bninjahosk.hellohoskins.com

I see the nuance of paying people to make a voting plan but not paying them to vote/paying for a specific vote. Not sure if that nuance is enough to keep them out of trouble

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SPderringerpax.bsky.social

Omg the whole website fades from red to white to blue lol

pologize
FAO
What's happening?
Cards Against Humanity is exploiting a legal loophole to pay America's blue-leaning non-voters to 1) apologize for not voting last time, (2) walk us through a step-by-step plan of how they'd vote this time, and (3) post
"Donald Trump is a human toilet" on social media. This whole thing should probably be illegal — so quick, give us your money before they change the law!
How do you know who didn't vote?
We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It's pretty fucked up.
Who qualifies to get paid?
Any eligible voter who didn't vote last time qualifies. But only blue-leaning people in swing states will get a BIG payment.

How do you know who's "blue leaning"?
We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn't believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff.
So fucked up!
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BAspeedmariachi.bsky.social

John Oliver eat your heart out. This is RIGHT up his alley

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LCbotsnack.bsky.social

This alone is good, but woulda been cool if they linked to EFF or something.

"How do you know who didn’t vote?
We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up."
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SRstephensmith.bsky.social

This is the best thing I've seen all week. Love it!

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WTpasseriform.bsky.social

How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—upwww.Apologize.lol

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit
Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

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Mmynameismez.bsky.social

OUTSTANDING

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Wcelticdragon1.bsky.social

Lmao signed

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EGegojunk.bsky.social

Um. These are amazing for class (had to stick to non-partisan ones).

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Julie Novkov
@jnovkov.bsky.social
Academic, administrator, gymnastics fan, resident of upstate New York. Go Great Danes! #polisky #skystorians
649 followers453 following1.6k posts