Watching the Simpsons stoned off my ass and Henry Kissinger was in this episode and I just started screaming “YOURE DEAD HA HA YOURE DEAAAD”

sitting here listening to the CEO tell us why they can't give us any money and how good we have it knowing i'm paid 20k less than a junior I'm training

look i just wanted tim curry as long john silver

so you're telling me i can chug a can of Sea Foam and reboot my system? i'm down for some reincarnation maybe i'll be a bug

My retired father has been deep in genealogy. We have discovered that our last name isn't actually our last name. And that a LOT of my ancestors were Jews in hiding. I feel so weird about it with current events. Genocide and prejudice does not solve past genocide and prejudice. Free Palestine.

yukon jack + nyquil "it's like blowing the crud out of an engine i'll be fine"

My uncle is a nuclear physicist and engineer. He is, by many metrics, a genius. And also so deep into the MAGA stuff. He is also someone who loves to be foxy with Systems and take advantage of things. It taps right into that need to have one over on everyone.

the Tesla Cybertruck is the Axe body spray of cars

I am angry at the world, training people making 20k more than me, looking for an out, and coping with weed and overly sexual drawings of demon people. Not where I hoped I'd be at 34 but

I am up in the middle of the night giving rescue inhaler to my one cat because the other dumbass cat keeps getting him to play and they’re so wild cat A has asthma attacks. Picture of wild rumpus instigator included as tax.