look i just wanted tim curry as long john silver

so you're telling me i can chug a can of Sea Foam and reboot my system? i'm down for some reincarnation maybe i'll be a bug

yukon jack + nyquil "it's like blowing the crud out of an engine i'll be fine"

Performative a.f.

As we got up the other folks in our row were like Right This Way We’re right behind ya lol

…THIS… is how you remind me???

I love it

Guy told her and her husband he was a terrorist or something. I don’t know the full details yet. She was extremely scared.

Update. Have to do real work now. Sigh.

i'm so tired