miss me with the eldritch horrors hit me with the eldritch whores

Tentacles is tentacles, man.

You know, I think this guy might be on to something here

good post, jocat

close enough

so true bestie

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

"Both" is an option. I might be Aro/Ace, but that doesn't mean I'm not knowledgeable about such things. There is horniness beyond mortal comprehension out there, if you want it.

Typical bard behavior.

I FUCKED CTHULU GOOD🎶🎶🎶