“Just move inland to higher elevation,” I smugly lectured the people who are drowning despite being 3000 feet up and 350 miles from the ocean.

My neighbor sold his house to Fucking Aquaman and now I'm worried about the weather.

I would simply live 6500 feet up and 800 miles from the ocean

Here’s another place in the mountains, far from the coast: www.cnn.com/2020/09/13/u...

Oregon city ‘looks as though a bomb went off’ as fires continue to scorch the West Coast | CNN

Wildfires scorching the West Coast have devastated the small city of Detroit, Oregon – located about 120 miles southeast of Portland – where a majority of the structures in the rural enclave have been...

Yeah not really like that. The road to my parents place already floods all the time. It's knowN for water falls. They knew it he shit they were getting into. The county doesn't even maintain their street they have to do it.