Must show the wife this, not (just) because it's cool, but mostly because it might free up a few square inches of space now crammed full of yarn.

As the father of an ADHD child and retired army NCO, it took a long time to learn the memory of a smart person could be that way. At one point I said "you can to remember things that are important to you. You never forget your phone." Didn't realize that, for them, it's a dopamine delivery system.