Happy wagon Wednesday

It’s okay to be ambiapptrous

i can't afford therapy so i just shovel Oreos into my mouth as i stare into the middle distance

It’s 2:26am, it’s practically the Witching Hour. Who up doing spells rn

RIP bread foster, you’d have loved BlueSky

one time on threads, David Mitchell ate 12 hotdog

So starved for attention I’m about to grab both the apps I’m checking and make them kiss

All jokes aside, The Social Network 2 about the failure of Facebook & then Threads is going to be great, praying they get Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross again for the soundtrack

It’s Flag Day. Randall Flagg day. 🤣