My cousin is such a story teller: He was telling me about how he can always tell when he's around a newly divorced guy b/c they smell like cheap laundry powder. "It's that shitty lavender crap. They use way too much b/c they never did laundry before & you can smell them from a block away."
In honor of National Poetry Day, one of the all time classics.
Re: 13 and 14, the interobang is a perfectly cromulent form of non-formal punctuation. The semi-colon is my favourite punctuation and is not properly employed often enough.
Dear Premier Moe: How the fuck can you justify a cut in income tax when your government is running the biggest deficit in two decades, education has been severely underfunded for fifteen years, and people are waiting for days in emergency rooms? Increase taxes for the 1%, buddy.
Goes double for Saskatchewan. The corruption and deliberate mismanagement is killing people. Dodgy contracts, overpriced deals with insiders, it is all there.