this was written in 2019. BEFORE all the stuff that happened after 2019 clickhole.com/a-brilliant-...

A Brilliant Innovator: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Currently Developing A Lemon With Legs That Can Sprint To Hungry People All Over The World

From PayPal to Tesla to SpaceX, Elon Musk has been one of the leading innovators of our age—a modern-day Thomas Edison ushering mankind toward a…

first thing I thought was oh god. witch bottle

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Grim moment Antiques Roadshow expert drinks from 180-year-old bottle before finding out what was inside

Watch the grim moment Antiques Roadshow Andy McConnell drank what he believed was a vintage port, with the liquid turning out to be something very nasty.

you can't fake that glassy ketamine stare

technically I was hatched on the 25th, I'm just having pre-40th anxiety over a year early

never date a captain america cosplayer. and uhhh wear sunscreen i guess

and we need to see that being modeled!

no, I just got reminded to put my space jam 2 thread on here

I'm taking the happy early birthday 🎂

here you go bsky.app/profile/jon-...

space jam 2 could have been the greatest movie in the history of feminism