this was written in 2019. BEFORE all the stuff that happened after 2019 clickhole.com/a-brilliant-...

A Brilliant Innovator: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Currently Developing A Lemon With Legs That Can Sprint To Hungry People All Over The World

From PayPal to Tesla to SpaceX, Elon Musk has been one of the leading innovators of our age—a modern-day Thomas Edison ushering mankind toward a…

There are reports that he calls his employees at 3am, demands some goofy feature, then shows up next morning and doesn't remember.

he was noticeably slimmer then- Covid really did a number on him