when people ask me what marriage is really all about, i tell them this. essentially you live with a person and some point you watch top gun together. you then mutually agree that tom cruise's name is actually tom gun. from then on, both of you call him tom gun in every movie. and that's marriage

Luv 2 watch Top Cruise starring my favorite actor, Tom Gun.

Got it!

From what I've observed, it doesn't get any better than this.

man i thought my marriage was perfect but now i see the glaring omission; sending this to my wife promptly!

In me/wife's case in no particular order: u butt, your face is a butt, ur butt is a face. Also Notbunny. Aka Muskrats since she called one that during a brain fart.

Until it all goes horribly wrong. Sorry. 🫤

If you’ve really found the one you will come up with dumb things you’ve both never said before at the exact same time and say them in unison

I like how you stayed on the same page. That makes for a long marriage.

🎶 it's the little bits you do together, names you misconstrue together, that make marriage a joy 🎶

I thought it was shouting "WHAT?!?" from another room.