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Jon Sequitur
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Looking is free, but touching is gonna cost you something
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Have we considered that maybe most old timey pro golfers might have micro penises?

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Iwas just trying to spot Stone Mountain sticking out from the forest but found out you can clearly see the BioLab fire in Conyers from Northside Hospital.

A picture from northeast Atlanta showing the plume of smoke from a fucking chemical lab fire in Conyers. Oh, and Stine Mountain
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Almost twinsies

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Hit play on this and the neighbors' Cane Corso immediately starting barking his head off and hasn't stopped

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My partner said I wasn't allowed to buy this outfit. Jokes on her, I bought the same one in blue.

An outfit. An awesome outfit. Not at all looking like a toddler
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Couldn't help buy be inspired by @502eire.lol and clear this store out of every color variation 5" inseam short in my size.

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Sounds like a good way to get wetwall.

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It's hard work finding the exact moment I've slipped in REM sleep to complain about a closed door somewhere in the house

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This week in the Planet Fitness After Dark chronicles saw our intrepid hero encounter a dude in the locker room blasting the Tucker Carlson podcast without headphones. Yes, he was wearing those feet gloves

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My last ticket was 1 month after I bought my 3 in 2012. The are sneaky speedy. My cat was extra unhappy about the travel time to the vet that day.

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Jon Sequitur
@jonsequitur.bsky.social
Looking is free, but touching is gonna cost you something
4 followers19 following37 posts