Have we considered that maybe most old timey pro golfers might have micro penises?

Iwas just trying to spot Stone Mountain sticking out from the forest but found out you can clearly see the BioLab fire in Conyers from Northside Hospital.

My partner said I wasn't allowed to buy this outfit. Jokes on her, I bought the same one in blue.

Couldn't help buy be inspired by @502eire.lol and clear this store out of every color variation 5" inseam short in my size.

It's hard work finding the exact moment I've slipped in REM sleep to complain about a closed door somewhere in the house

This week in the Planet Fitness After Dark chronicles saw our intrepid hero encounter a dude in the locker room blasting the Tucker Carlson podcast without headphones. Yes, he was wearing those feet gloves

Love flying with my main man Mr Emptymiddleseat

No matter where I go, there is a dog demanding scritches.

Where did Luda cop those smurf boots?

Hit up work text thread to wish my far right coworker congratulations on celebrating his special day. Most of our other coworkers don't know know today is his birthday