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Jon Sequitur
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Looking is free, but touching is gonna cost you something
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I want him to quit coaching and realize his destiny of beloved character actor

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CEJ: [earnestly to camera]...but nobody ever asked WHY....[stares into distance as flashback music swells]

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Sure, why not apply to grad school at 45 years old. Who doesn't want no free time at the low, low price of no discernible monetary or career gain?

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Somehow got on the topic last night with my new hire that my phone number was older than them because I got my first cell phone the week before I started with the company. Felt like taking a header off the catwalk after that conversation

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As somebody who had a similar path I hold to the truism that nobody is more zealous than a convert. We've seen the other side in full and know exactly how fucking bereft of value it is.

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"But we do know Rick Scott never pleasured one"

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How much for the audio book in Brady Hoke voice?

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Smoked turkey. That's it. Every year everybody decamps ATL but me (stay for work shit) so I enjoy the day relaxing while smoking a hunk of protein for solitary consumption. Honestly might be my favorite holiday

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But as a combination exotic pet and vape store they excel!

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Got a cat shaped box (assuming you have a fat rectangular feline)

Zeke covering his face in shame
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Jon Sequitur
@jonsequitur.bsky.social
Looking is free, but touching is gonna cost you something
4 followers19 following37 posts