sometimes I think about how we’ve created a hurricane machine by failing to address climate change while also neglecting the nation’s infrastructure and I wonder how that’s going to work out, but I’m sure it’ll be fine

What could possibly go wrong

It's going so well.

It’s been fine in the past so surely it must be fine in the future. Past returns predict future performance and all that.

We need to double down. Create hurricanes that spin so fast they spin themselves apart ⚡🧠⚡

Just head for the mountains, you'll be fine!

The massive concrete dam that keeps nearly breaking and causing billions of damage and untold lost lives is nearly 100 years old and owned and operated by a town of 1,500. They are trying to rebuild, but they’ve only raised a fraction of the cost with some state and little federal help.

It’s cool bro the solution is to go to mars 🤗

Nothing to see here