Holding up the root base of our Japanese Maple like Perseus showing the head of Medusa to King Polydectes

Hockey is the best sport because you get teams who are betting their whole season on a guy who scores one goal every three games.

Can't wait for The Great Pyramid of Giza to retake the World's Tallest Building record in 4624

Tears of the Kingdom not ending with Link having a Shrek-esque dragon wife is nonsense

Movies were better when each one had a little music video segment

Dying my beard white to access a larger pool of socially acceptable hats

How are the Dole Whips made by Dole the worst ones?

I like watching Food Network as much as the next guy, but I've had to realize that the judges will never value flavors the way I value them. That's because the judges have eaten so many different types of food that they can no longer relate to a normal taste palette like some sort of flavor Cenobite

I'm sorry. Is there some sort of video that explains the meaning of Christmas? I don't think I'm getting it.

Dystopia Youtube: Using its billions to try and force everyone to watch ads and ruining the user experience. Utopia Youtube: Using its billions to make an algorithm that normalizes the audio volume for every Youtube video