This didn't mention Santa at all

Kind of! If a mixture of water, milk, and matcha powder counts as a "mixed drink."

I'm the coach of my work's ARAM team. I basically have to talk about it at work

With a sprinkling of stars, ideally

I wasn't implying that, but you've got me thinkin'

This is a historical photo

Is this a Dune reference?

I've seen a lot of HGTV. People always get tricked by a well staged home. Don't fall for it! That house doesn't have enough space. Or it has too much space. I don't know why you're moving.

They don't. I looked it up before using them so I didn't look ridiculous.

Who has had the wackiest tophat?