What Beat Bobby Flay teaches us is that processing ingredients the long way - e.g. pureeing pumpkin vs. using canned - does not make your dish taste better What barbecue teaches us is that cooking your food at a lower temperature and for longer periods of time does make your food taste better

Is there a record of a knight in armor being struck by lightning? A lot of battles were fought in bad weather. Surely one guy in armor was smote.

Zombie movie where it's the first day of the outbreak, a guy is trying to build his bunker, but he keeps forgetting to grab something at Home Depot, or he grabs the wrong thing, so he keeps having to make runs back to the same Home Depot until they don't have what he needs and he has to go to Lowe's

"Muddle through" did not mean what I thought it meant and is actually way more fun of a phrase than I gave it credit for

Zelda immersive sim in the Li'l Cutie style! Zelda immersive sim in the Li'l Cutie style!

So if I get treated for rabies, in the future, would my body recognize rabies and understand that stuff isn't allowed in this house or would I have to be treated for rabies again?

Good idea or bad idea for good reasons?

*Meeting Homer in Heaven* Me: So did you really write The Odyssey? Homer: I wrote it down. Me: Okay, but was it your idea? Home: ...oh hey. Jesus is over there and I have to talk to him about something wrong with my room.

*petting my dog's tummy* Kali Ma! Kaliii Maaa! Kaliiiiii Maaaa!

Agent Scully's dad nicknamed her Starbuck because he loved Starbucks