you sickos posting here still? jesus

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"my semen!!!!!"

I had a dream that I was in rehab and my parents were there to support me and I don't feel like I cannot post this anywhere else but I also don't want to keep this to myself

I feel like trying to decipher this would kill every dream interpreter

Life hack: When visiting a date's apartment for the first time, climb on top of their refrigerator and "synchronize" with the local area map to avoid getting lost, and to find any hidden collectibles nearby.

happy birthday to all my lgbtq plus homies and homegirls and home nbs

now a 22 year old whose worst crime was speaking out at a dinner is being blasted by CNN, the San Francisco Chronicle and Times of Israel and nothing to those who killed aid workers

I know I can never understand the Jewish experience, however, I do believe that the CNN opinion piece calling out kids protesting at UC Berkeley as being somehow as terrifying as the holocaust but the savage murders of people in Gaza and the West Bank not being as relevant is shameful weaponization.

dont like tom ripley being middle aged hes supposed to be a twink