"my semen!!!!!"

I feel like trying to decipher this would kill every dream interpreter

now a 22 year old whose worst crime was speaking out at a dinner is being blasted by CNN, the San Francisco Chronicle and Times of Israel and nothing to those who killed aid workers

very cool, very legal

thats fine ill watch it myself

let me take a paycut to train a machine to steal my job

let me piggy back off you, best restaurant youve been to there so far?

my neighbor always sits in his car after work in the driveway for a few minutes, I like to imagine its because he can listen to his favorite podcast alone

he and matty yglesias are indistinguishable at this point in their ability to hold themselves in high regard as everyone laughs at them