JB
jaypea but spooky
@jpstarling.bsky.social
Just an Osborne Brothers guy in a Brothers Osborne world.
He/Him
130 followers433 following2.1k posts
making the story 3 pages long is a real sleeper joke
I'm also in love with the fact that his Twitter handle commemorates the wrestler Ravishing Rick Rude. Legend.
I would absolutely love to find out this guy has 75 followers
A hero can be anyone, even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as making up a story about a VP candidate screwing a couch to keep the world from ending.
Right?!
Personally I love the "can't say for sure" bit.
He never actually specified it was a sleeper sofa, did he?
Citation jokes get me every time.
More like a pull out sleeper joke, am I right? (I am not right)
I think my favorite detail is that the glove is inside-out for some reason.
The detail of a romance novel but with his couch.
JB
jaypea but spooky
@jpstarling.bsky.social
Just an Osborne Brothers guy in a Brothers Osborne world.
He/Him
130 followers433 following2.1k posts