i'm sorry, you know whos side i'm on in this one

this looks amazing!!

you can also just read one book! they're all fantastic and don't demand you've ever read any of the others.

oh hell yeah

my 20+ year old memory says it's good. but who can say. can't really trust that guy in my brain who did things decades ago.

I just googled what I wrote here and I found it. HAPLAND. thanks, me.

do y'all remember a flash game, from a few years before this, that was a bunch of stick figures on a one-screen environment that you could click on and interact with, definitely a puzzle type thing similar to the Grow series. I've been trying to figure out what this is for years now.

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