Dude’s finding himself out of his depth for the first time in his life because fatherhood is famously not a job you can outsource to others while simultaneously taking all of the credit.

Ngl this one kinda works for me until the last 15 minutes and then the guy looks like this:

Specifically thinking about this one because I watched “Silent Night” the other day and the bar was already so low you wouldn’t think someone could get under it and—nope! The Black Christmas remake at least takes a swing at something. Even if that something is kind of bad.

Like if you have not seen 2006’s “Black X-Mas” (starring Michele Trachtenberg and Lacey Chabert??) you should!

My favorite genre of horror movie is “unnecessary 00s remake of cult classic.”

“We are all God’s madmen now.”

I have a Ship of Theseus situation going on with my apartment’s toilet and I’m curious to see if my landlord notices when I eventually leave.

This website has the juice.

Starting another go-round in the town of Twin Peaks and Preemptively apologising to my neighbours that this theme is going to soundtrack their lives for the next 60 hours. youtu.be/ohFg6O9r8U4?...

Laura Palmer's Theme (Love Theme from Twin Peaks)

YouTube video by Angelo Badalamenti - Topic