perhaps it is because i am an argumentative snob at heart but truly to me the most enjoyable aspect of cultivating a new hobby is learning a whole new jargon in which people will issue death threats over minor difference in opinion that are indiscernible to a layman. feels like christmas.

So many times over the years...

in particular, i haven't even received in the mail yet the perfumes that i ordered but i have already delighted myself in reading the scathing prose that people will wax about trendy fragrances and those who wear them.

You should definitely take up WW2 miniatures games. People get fucking LIVID about inaccuracies.

*lobs grenade in* emacs vs VI(M)! *Runs*

Don’t get me started on fountain pen flex vs semi-flex nibs, which some people use to mean semi-flex is less flexible than flex, and other people use to mean semi-flex is MORE flexible than flex and I just can’t

Everything I know about perfume I learned from The Crimson Petal and the White, a book that no one read but many people bought because it looked fancy on the shelf. I don't actually know anything about perfume but I learned douching and scrubbing with a rag is ineffective as birth control.

Perhaps

It’s really just the best

stick your head into a gathering of plumbers and loudly announce “PROPRESS IS BETTER THAN SOLDERING” then immediately leave

you never need anything more than bicycling for that