"The conehead billionaire fascist gave Goatsebot millions of dollars" is a sentence that is both completely true and absolutely nightmarish.
It’s true that a decent chunk of American’s reduced birth rate is from limiting teen pregnancies. This should be celebrated as an enormous and hard won public health win.
"There isn't enough tension on Bluesky" Oh, so you are the reason 99% of us have decided to leave Twitter
COMING TO THEATERS… voiceover: the kids on the school playground used to bully me, rob thomas or whoever, because im a cgi monkey. british kid: hey schtewpit! wheres ya mum? voiceover: but luckily i always had a trick up my sleeve… cgi monkey: not so tough now that i’ve pulled out my poop, eh?
I bet every time Mike Johnson defends Trump talking about Arnold Palmer’s dick he gets locked out of his phone by that little anti porn app he likes
