"Sorry I struggle to keep up with messages, I have ADHD" - Clinical, passé. Invites unwanted questions "The curse I carry permits contact only when stars align" - Mysterious, exciting. Demands the most be made of your time

I want to remodel my life around this concept. I'm a non-spiritual atheist who's ready to embrace ADHD mysticism. -divining the future with the dirt on my unwashed car -leaving candy and coffee at my shrine to St Vyvanse and St Adderall -spitting to ward off evil when someone says "I'll remember!"

Whereby curse = workload and stars = our calendars. I see this working already! What I’m working on is “You could crush my soul by gathering requirements in a template and zoom, OR, we could breathe life into this idea by unpacking it together during a dog walk”🐕🐾🦴

Brilliant.

The moon has changed. I read only the language of Chutheisal.

I like it.

This is such a fun way to put it. I'm gonna have to steal this for future use haha

That's relatable

I am totally stealing this :-).

Whimsical!! Just texted a screenshot of this to my best friend who is not on this app. We are both AuDHD.

Nearly all members of the upper management team ping me for technical assistance, your message will reach the top of my queue in... Six weeks. 😇