ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to be unemployed

I began my suicide ideation right about the time I found out how the rest of my life would be.

I absolutely said I wanted to be a bum when I'm was a kid. Now I just want to retire.

everybody was gettin’ unemployment checks

Become unemployable

REAL.

you're so real for this

teacher: "what do you want to do when you grow up" me: "not much"

Gimme Shelter begins to play.

The greatest role model of our time.

*gets a job* Now I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook