Whispers in the dark are worth more than a kiss.

The best way to keep the interest in her is to keep the promise given to her.

I have a better, more powerful dick than you. -me, as a therapist

Good morning 😊

There’s like ten of you If you’d knock on the door I’d actually answer it.

if distance didn’t exist, we’d probably playing twister right now. just saying.

having one of those bad days is when your omelette turning into scrambled eggs. *blaming the wooden spoon*

I'm not sure why some people become so mean when they drink alcohol. When I get drunk all I want to do is get naked & eat tacos.

My heart goes out to those affected by the need to shower and dress today.