This is the kind of perfect sentence you'll never see in the NYT.

“Lean” is doing a lot of work.

So much for the tolerant left

Help. I can't tell the difference between the Onion and this

🪿which things 🪿🔪 which things motherfucker

It's amazing that he walks around wearing that pin without someone trying to rip the eyes out of his head. I feel like society is dropping the ball on that one.

for a moment I thought this was the profile of an NYT “undecided young voter”